No weirdos though

This is my cort ordered apology. Please send one dollar to Sorry Dude

Is it okay if they say “happy birthday”?

Well, this is my floor.

I guess we’ll be going down together

I was running an old t410 with dual X5650s for ages. Super power hungy. I’ve recently moved to an older Dell Optiplex 7020 with an i5 4570, running 32 gb ram (not supported according to dell, but works fine). I’m running like 7 vms on proxmox and I haven’t seen any issues.

I just spun up a second 7020 as a proxmox backup server and my whole home lab power consumption went from around 130 watts to around 170 watts.

Ah, the Denver Broncos?!

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city keeping its speed over 50 and if it’s speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called “the bus that couldn’t slow down”

Can’t a man walk down the street without being offered some points?!

Fraid ol zeek he rides up here with me. Can’t trust a pig with watermelons you know

♪ SEÑOR PLOW NO ES MACHO♪

Remember the Batusi?

ADAM WEST! Hey kids look, it’s Batman

Dad that’s not the real Batman

Of course I am, see here’s a photo of me with robin

Who the hell is Robin?

Oh I see you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer, ha. The only true Catwoman was Julie Newmar, Lee Merryweather, or Eartha Kit. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique; pure West.

Do you accept bits of string?

Its the good ol’ telco monopoly. Doesn’t help that our population density is basically nothing. We’re the second biggest country by land mass, but have about the same population as California.

I’m not sure who we need to pressure to get better service for the money…

The episode where he sells his soul to the devil (Flanders. It’s always the one you least suspect.) for a donut. He doesn’t finish the donut, therefore the devil doesn’t get his soul. Home goes on about oursmarting the devil. Cut to burns in his office asking smithers who the “goat legged fellow” is and commenting that he likes the “cut of his jib”. Smithers replies that he is the prince of darkness, burns’ 2 o’clock.

The episode where homer prevents a meltdown and becomes a hero. When faced with the same issue again, it becomes known that the way he prevented the first meltdown was by closing his eyes and picking a button at random.

I got a key out of a similar situation in the folks RV the other day using a small flat screw driver and a knife to pinch the key and pull it out…

I’ve used this a few times with my gli-net travel router (I assume it would work with any openwrt router)

Last exit to Springfield.

Everyone is out protesting after homer convinces them not to give up their dental plan.

Dental plan

Lisa needs braces

Dental plan

Lisa needs braces

And so on