Coffee’s for closers only

Not in Philly they won’t lol

Usually when things fly off the rails cuz the writers already did everything they wanted but now have to keep the story going in the name of profit

One day they have secrets

I heard Viggo would headbutt the orc stunt actors… while they were wearing helmets and Viggo wasn’t lol

And they have the nerve to ask why people aren’t having kids anymore

Used to gay people, before that it was black people, before that it was women, before that it was Irish people, before that - you get the idea.

Yes I know I probably missed way to many bit it’s the general idea

Wild Wild West baby! You know, the movie Will Smith turned down being Neo in The Matrix for lol

“Tthat 'twas nauty” lol. I liked it too.

Just like penis inspection day in gym class

Inb4 they all still vote for her cuz they’ve been brainwashed that they have to vote the party line no matter what

He can get his own body wash then

What it wrong with that guy? Did a bike fuck his wife or something?

Exactly what I was thinking lol

Lol reminds me of the 4chan one. Bond burger?

“Best I can offer is a phone call to my doctor’s office…”

So do that :) and be proud of yourself if you’re able to and easy on yourself if you don’t.

It’s like that Marie Callender Pie incident lol