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user_already_exists@lemm.ee to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Comes with bonus torture room

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Comes with bonus torture room

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user_already_exists@lemm.ee to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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  • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The chair really ties the room together.

    • user_already_exists@lemm.eeOP
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      You mean the chair will really tie someone nicely to that room

      • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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        He says she says…

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      Obviously you’re not a golfer

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    This is a room that floods easily. You can’t really finish it. Notice the sump pump in the corner.

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      Or, ‘hoses down easily’…

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    I’m going to be an optimist here, and call that a sex dungeon.

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      Let’s compromise. Remember James Bond getting tickled by Le Chiffre in casino royale? This is what it reminds me of! 🤤

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    Come on man, it’s like rule one of torture chamber/sex dungeon room building, you never have a windows, you want to limit their access to escape. You’re gonna be losing people all the time.

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    Poor man’s torture chamber be like:

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    Hey! You said you’d keep my fuck dungeon private! What the hell man?

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    Nothing wrong with a little torture on the side to wind down before a relaxing weekend.

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      You know the concept of jokes?

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    This is the time out spot

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