The best trailer for the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

Army of the Dead was at least an hour too long and had too many plots going on.

I liked Army of Thieves but it was only loosely connected.

I don’t know what it’s called but I hated the way it was shot. It was like claustrophobia for my eyes.

Honestly. I was looking forward to these. Army of the dead was pretty mediocre but it at least felt like an original zombie movie in a genre oversaturatef with them. Army of thieves was pretty great. Predictable but funny with a originality that kept me engaged. Although truth be told Ludwig was probably the most interesting of the crew so good we got that at least :-(. All that said this just took too long, it’s been 3 years with nothing. Most people have probably forgotten about it.