Sorry, but because you want to go to hell, we can’t let you in.

You know – corporate policy.

We had one too many run-ins with people chasing the succubi. I’m sure you understand. Check your local DMV if you want a clarification of our rules. 😎

There are definitely some Christians that would consider belief in the devil, or atleast a powerful devil, as a Dualistic Heresy.

Oddly enough these would usually be the most progressive Christians who usually consider the devil to be a metaphor for immorality, and ultra traditional Christians who never adopted the conservative evangelical movement.

There are. Certain groups don’t even believe in anything supernatural and don’t really take the bible literally at all.

Yeah this threw me as well. The US is so religious I hardly think this would be controversial.

Thought it was prada?

Guyliner

Along with a fake tan and bad hair plugs

Inbreeding? 🤷

Rekris