@Stamets@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 9 months agoWho the hell signed off on that?startrek.websiteimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1607arrow-down139cross-posted to: suspiciouslyspecific@lemmy.world
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minus-square@awnery@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•9 months agogo on a date, hold it in, hold it in, chat, chat, chat, finally excuse myself AND BLOW UP THE RESTROOM WITH MY VAPORS. basically, it’s a dating tip.
minus-squareMeanEYElinkfedilink5•9 months agoYou never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.
minus-square@awnery@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•9 months agoit’s ok to make casual digressions into weird parts of swamp. we’re fucked if they notice we don’t use definite articles the same way
go on a date, hold it in, hold it in, chat, chat, chat, finally excuse myself AND BLOW UP THE RESTROOM WITH MY VAPORS. basically, it’s a dating tip.
You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.
it’s ok to make casual digressions into weird parts of swamp. we’re fucked if they notice we don’t use definite articles the same way