Trump shared a number of social media posts pitching him to be speaker of the House on Wednesday following Rep. Kevin McCarthy's (R-CA) ouster.

I know we’re living in the crapsack timeline, but I didn’t realize it was a crapsack made of little shit people that the Republicans sculpted like they were Play-Doh and then threw them in the sack and made screaming noises, pretending the little shit people were screaming, before declaring that sack to be their new second-in-command after Trump.

  • Schadrach
    1•1 year ago

    Basically, he’d have to successfully assassinate two members of the executive branch who are around and guarded by numerous people at all times.

    Or just manage to impeach them successfully. Which is unlikely, but possible.