• BananaPeal
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    841 year ago

    I’d start by wondering how in the hell I got a girlfriend, then my wife would do the same.

    • CarrotsHaveEars
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      81 year ago

      My girlfriend would break up with me as she finds out that I’m married. Doesn’t matter; imaginary score is still score.

    • AphoticDev
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      31 year ago

      Technically, your wife is still your girlfriend. You two never broke up before getting married.