The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 2 months agoHey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down10
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minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 months agoSomebody needs to call Janeway.
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoBeckett Mariner: Boimy’s got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoPresumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoVulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoAh, the adventures of the USS Hold My Beer
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThe real reason Cap Archer’s dad never got to see a warp five. Bet he painted it red because that makes it go faster, too,
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoshe dint have her black coffe that day.
minus-squareBenReilly97@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoNow there’s a level-five transporter accident
Somebody needs to call Janeway.
Beckett Mariner: Boimy’s got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers?
Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.
Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output.
But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser.
Not sure they really needed more power.
Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?”
Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.”
VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.”
Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.”
VSA: “IT EXPLODED.”
Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
Ah, the adventures of the USS Hold My Beer
The real reason Cap Archer’s dad never got to see a warp five.
Bet he painted it red because that makes it go faster, too,
she dint have her black coffe that day.
Now there’s a level-five transporter accident