We had the rage-bait dating app nightmares, so what about your best stories from dating, both online and offline? I want all the gossip, everything from cute to hilarious, please!
We had the rage-bait dating app nightmares, so what about your best stories from dating, both online and offline? I want all the gossip, everything from cute to hilarious, please!
nsfw
About a girl that I took a class with in college.
(Translated from Japanese)
Me, after class, walking to the gates of the school (formal language): I would very much like to get to know you better, outside of class. 😊
Her: Me too! ☺️
A few days later, while I was rubbing my dick against her vaginal opening, teasing her, just to hear her plead one more time (informal language): “PUT IT IN ME!!! 😭😭😭”
At that exact moment her phone rings and, instead of ignoring it, she snaps out of it and PICKS IT UP, answering in a breathy voice: “heeey hon’, what’s up💕? No, I’m alright, I missed the last train.💦 I’m staying at a friend’s place. Sorry I didn’t call earlier!!! We were talking and I lost track of time! Byeee 🥰”
My dick was hard as a steel beam, pulsating with a brutal, primal urge, the likes of which the universe has not seen since. She looked at me, still panting, not knowing what to say, but still having that inviting playfulness in her eyes.👀💋❓ I decided to be “the good guy”.
This was ten years ago. I still haven’t forgiven myself for not indulging in the moment. Kill me now.