That’s an American modification. Here’s a more accurate translation, conveniently without a double negative:

I told my wife yesterday

She cried all day long.

Since I’m the sole breadwinner

I know it’s crazy, but I wanted to have a baby and live a cozy, happy life together.

Even if it’s not a total life turnaround, I just wanted to catch a break

I tried investing with borrowed money, but completely fucked it up

I somehow managed to comfort my wife

We decided to just struggle, just the two of us, without having children

and just live paying off our debts.

I’ve scheduled my vasectomy for next week, so I can’t take any more questions.