Bullshit. Elon Musk is not (only) an Oligarch. He is a cock sucking loser who can’t even game right. Nobody gives an shit about the last part but him. He cares deeply. He cares so much he starts slap fights online with equally pathetic men children about him sucking at gaming.

Which should give you an idea of how much of a loser he is.

Also literally not a single soul on this planet loves him. There are people who love his father’s money. But not him. And nobody ever will. What a loser who can’t even play video games.

Grond has a cock?! This can’t be true? I would have spotted that thing in the last 20 years?

Also it’s completely fine. Because someone at some point of time has done something similar. Which gives the CCP the right to do it to other innocent people. I am very intelligent 😎

One of the best adventure movies ever made. Fight me.

Ich lehne mich mal weit aus dem Fenster und behaupte, dass daran hauptsächlich die Küche schuld ist. Ich habe ein halbes Leben damit verbracht bei Spargel ausschließlich an den weißen Spargel stumpf gekocht und mit irgendeiner Sauce serviert zu denken. Ich garantiere, dass die jungen Burschen und Mädels in dieser Umfrage ebenfalls direkt daran denken mussten und wie langweilig es schmeckt.

Dann habe ich grünen Spargel entdeckt und wie gut es zu Nudelgerichten passt.

Don’t laugh until you try C.H.I.M.P.S. mode.

Yeah, prices went up and the quality went down. The best thing to do is stop buying there. As multiple people already pointed out, you can get a lot more and better food for 25 bucks.

The fast food chains forgot that they aren’t actual restaurants. The customers have to remind them. Aaaaaaaand that’s the problem.

We have to put an end to this madness.

Some of these sentences might trigger an MK Ultra agent if read aloud.

Was ist denn jetzt wieder passiert? Also explizit?

Fantastic.

Kremlin NSFW NFTs when?

It’s even worse when you imagine the accent and voice of a broccoli singing over the tune.

Death Sticks. Not even once.

Irgendwann muss doch der Durchfall einsetzen.

Well said.

Would have been unbelievable if the US police wouldn’t have a long history of framing people because they are just too buttfuck stupid to do their jobs.

Pasta. Different types of pasta. I thought that would be clear. Depending on the pasta you use (form and surface texture), you can get different results.

I don’t like pesto on bread. I can use that bread to make bruschetta or just roast lardo on it. Which tastes better 100% of the time.