Just lie and make up a fake birthday

It’s gonna be cops breaking into your house… and then they’re allowed to kill you because you have a gun.

But if you shoot back and dont die you’re going to jail forever

Why even bother with HDMI??

ooh I love to pay royalties to and get permission to use the technology and the trademark. /s

neat AI picture /s

i mean… the internet WAS down for them

Did bud light even take a hit? Im pretty sure Kid Rock is still drinking it

I just want cars to stop spying on me, just because I sit in the passenger seat does not mean I give permission to track and sell data about me

you can web into a managed switch

huh, a bunch of literal SLAVE owners… I’m glad they’re dead… more slave owners need to die.

So… we can draw trump in a noose and it’s cool?

Maybe they’ll pass a legislation that FORCES them to go back to work like Canada did with severely underpaid teachers

Also, the sandwitch was wrapped up. So theres no mustard or onion

anyone got one of them bypass paywall links?

shutdown -s -t 0 -f

Why does the data for eyes hurt start before the eclipse even happened?

Why not install an adblocker on his browser of choice?

Remember this: Every Republican accusation is REALLY a confession. So no hes not correct, but he’s telling you about the election rigging they’ve already done

Hey! new tech… wear a mask (like we did in 2020)

diatomaceous earth works well. but it gets everywhere

no it hasnt