mrbeano

Apparently, facts are meaningless in the face of authoritarian feelings

Lil Pickle

“I just wanted my crayons a little softer, sir”

Everyone’s just doing Trump parodies for their posts now.

Thank you for attention to this natter.

JFC, readability is woke now?

We can’t shoot off our own toes fast enough…

“What else am I supposed to say to you people to prove I’ll say whatever I’m paid to say!?!?”

Literally my first thought when I saw this post title.

Positive, self-assured, “doing what he loves” Corvette Man? Hell yeah!

Great clip!

Roadhouse really does toss a pitbull at John Wick

Maybe if you’re starting with light stretching…

Or just warming up by staring across the Midwestern plains and soul searching…

Or getting motivated by rubbing decontamination goo on yourself, and a crew-mate?

Just butt fumble after butt fumble…

Monopolies & oligarchy are the natural result of unregulated capitalism, and regulation being treated as just as dirty a word as “socialism”.

The rich really don’t want anyone making rules for their game, so actual, non-captured regulation is also heavily propagandized as “killing jobs”, “bad for wages”, etc…

q

Well… yeah. Conservatives value conformity. Being “part of the in-group” is core. Possibly the only true shared belief anymore.

And then I would also assume optimizing for surface area then results in more pasta surface for sauce to cling to…

*hears bell from behind Arby’s counter, nods*

“Service was great!”

“I don’t know what you expect us to do, the robot said we were in immediate mortal danger. So we started blasting…”

Yup. First pronunciation to make it to long-term storage, wins forever!

Like hyperbole, it’s always “hyper-bowl” to me

Your mom (also cancelled)

Sorry, I’m your opposing data point. Very productive from home! We cancel each other out statistically.

Right?! I agree with the vibe, but I was hoping for more detail, a link to the study, etc… But the article just ends with this incredibly vague statement and no sources:

“This article is based on verified sources and supported by editorial technologies.”

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