Actually, The only world building they did firmly establish was that the aliens did not matter…
For all the audience needs to know, they used the gas to transfer their consciousness into a new host, and they do this everytime they visit a new biosphere.
But no, you fucking de-cloak early during one childrens birthday party in South America and your ass is a joke, you get fucking anthropomorphized for the next 20 years…
Who says they were the aliens?
Man, the aliens sat it out in their dry ass ship and sent a crop of vat grown drones to go harvest all the organs they wanted on a world covered in H2O.
The drones aren’t bright, but the get the job done. They only last 30 hours or so before they start decomposing, so it doesn’t matter if they get locked in a pantry or clubed with a bat.
You think a starfaring species would come all the way to Sol 3, and not being a bio organic drone to go out and brave the hazards of an acid covered water world hell planet?
Shit. Don’t get me fucking started on how many people miss the point of the aliens in fucking Signs.
Great.
International policy played like a game of Civ where you are bored and about to quit, so you attack everyone, just to see what happens.
The trigger men for the killing fields of Cambodia and the Tiananmen Square Massacre were illiterate peasants from rural areas…
Absolutely shocking… that it took this long for such an obvious outcome to occur.
Guys, somehow I don’t think the US Congress is going to save us…
Guys, I think we all need to be worried about an invasion of Greenland and fucking Canada actually happening…
I mean… I’m not sensing a whole lot of regret here…
In the past, I have found crippling levels of poverty to be quite helpful.
Not until we make our own video hosting site - with blackjack and hookers!
I mean, the Fantastic Four flight suit is an interesting choice…
Among other things, Isaho was specifically targeted by numerous White Power organizations who wanted to take advantage of the social and economic fallout from the 1980s farm crisis in order to sell their ideoloy to the disaffected
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980s_farm_crisis
They were successful in their efforts.
200K?
Hey everyone, check it out, this guy still has some optimism left!
Dystopian mad-lib headline generator strikes again…
I see that Government by Pro-Wrestling theatrics has given way to Government by Soap Opera theatrics…
A real estate grift, you say?
Yeah. Shutting down the government wasnt distracting enough, so they demolished the fucking white house as misdirection - but of course we can expect embezzlement and corruption from the construction job.
sigh the same thing we do EVERY night Pinky…
Seriously?
It doeth sound a little off, even though it’s very minor.
But then who will protect us from those 20 guys with box cutters?
You remember, the ones they used as the excuse to establish the ministry of the interior.