High waist pants are amazing! They are much more flattering on your tummy than a low cut, and make your butt look better.

The HRT still isn’t the contraceptive in that scenario. 🤓

The cruelty is the point

I want a pet opossum dangit! Why won’t my state let me have nice things

Silly meme aside, remember that HRT is not an effective contraceptive. Don’t assume you’re infertile.

Chilling

Ralph looks traumatized

I definitely can’t watch it without crying. I had a Queensland Heeler named Bandit who died a few years ago

I want an opossum 😭

At first glance, I thought the bumps under the sheet were her feet, but they’re missing after the procedure is completed 🤔

The book “You Better Be Lightning” by Andrea Gibson was the book that got me into poetry. May they rest in peace.

My single greatest contribution for the climate is not having children.

🫶 thanks!

Fuck you and I’ll see you in 2 minutes!

Ohhhhh superorgaNIsm…

Take my upvote

Got the book! The title of this poem is “Something You Could Swallow”

So far, the book is wonderful. I’m digesting it slowly. The poems are bringing up a lot of emotion in me.

Thank you! I ended up emailing the author and asking which book this poem was in. She said it’s from her newest book, “The Wound Before the Scar” I’ve ordered it but I don’t yet know the title of the poem. I’ll report back tomorrow when it arrives.

I’m considering changing the last lines to:

so if you don’t like
the reflection staring back
drop Me on the street
I’ll make Someone Else’s day

That was fast. Good job Maine