Russian roulette, but all the cylinders are loaded.

This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.

They’re most dangerous when cornered. Back away slowly.

This won’t change a thing.

Not sure if you can still buy one, but it’ll easily cost more than $10K US. And while they’re definitely cute, they make terrible pets. That article doesn’t mention it, but they also have a rather intense odor. Your house will never be the same.

Well, kid, what’s your credit rating?

It’s not like Jesus would know how to drive, so this was inevitable either way.

As predicted by everyone but Trump. One thing you learn in a capitalist society is that no company ever “passes the savings on to you.”

This is absolutely horrifying. Have you seen how people drive?

If evolution had gone just a little bit differently.

I toured the Frank house in Amsterdam in the late 2000s. I couldn’t speak for a while afterward. But I told myself that it could never happen in the US.

I was very, very wrong.

I thought I understood sets until I saw a show on PBS where a guy showed how there were different infinities using them and I realized I knew nothing.

Why wait? DO IT NOW!

HR rules, they don’t have to make sense.

This comic is Zeno Approved™.

Played him like a fine violin.

Just happy to be included in the group activity.

We don’t either, Bobby boy.

How else will the OS know I’m serious ?

The only thing wrong with this is the inevitable sibling conflict over who got the biggest piece.