I accidently train myself to eat snacks at specific times of day like that all the time. Then I realise what I did and it’s too late.

I wake up like 30 minutes before I need to get up, so I can relax in bed, drinking coffee and looking at memes for 30 minutes, before I have to face the day.

Just don’t go listening to the cats cocktail party.

Much more efficient.

I do it during my morning poop.

These comics are always so accurate, it’s crazy.

I’ve always thought they’d have at least curtains separating the things, is there really things written that shows they actually socialized on the toilet? That’s crazy funny.

Sounds cute.

I was asked for my ID number for Portugal.

Sullivan explained that if you came across this image while scrolling, it likely impacted you for about four seconds before moving on to the next unknown image that was about to roll up on your screen.

“I think that our society is drowning so much in social media imagery that we don’t take the time to fully process one idea before we scroll on to the next thing. Our emotions and feelings take the most toll from this type of exposure,” Sullivan said.

Damn Sullivan, why you gotta bring us down like that?

But I need to pee and don’t feel like getting up :(

People these days… Always on their newspapers.

I can believe it. Done that with YouTube videos before. Since English is not my first language, I just thought my English comprehension was just off that day.

“Damn, these Americans speak too fast”, until I noticed.

It’s not km/h, just km. So maybe from km 2 to km 12 on this road, they are “controlling the farts”.

Wow, that is dark if that’s the case.

Like “What we do in the shadows” series? That’s exactly who I thought of too.

Yes. You need all the military on the side of the people.

Oh yeah, definetely, it’s too cute.

We got a chair in the kitchen we started announcing as the sniffing station, cause she sits there every time we come from grocery shopping and waits to be allowed to sniff things. So now if we say “sniffing station everybody!” she runs to it and waits for new things to sniff.

I read lava cakes and was very confused for a second.

Not gonna lie, they’re pretty sexy.