Really? First thing I do after a power outage is turn off the sound on the microwave. I’m not putting stuff in for hours, I’ve not forgotten about it. If I’m not taking it out of the microwave immediately it’s because I’m busy. Settle down, machine.

If the world was just:

I-ooo!

Now to find lunar_tubgirl.jpg

SSDD? Same shit, different dictator - I like it

For science!…or something

My worry is he will drop one on an American state.

Wouldn’t be the first time, but those were on accident and thankfully didn’t detonate.

Edit to add reference: 1961 Goldsboro B-52 Crash

I’ve also said Donkey Kong for years!

It’s what I identify as on Grindr

Apollo 9 did not go to the moon. It was earth orbit rendezvous practice with the command module and the lunar lander module. Apollo 8 flew to and around the moon. Apollo 10 flew to the moon and lowered the lander (but not to the surface) and rendezvoused with the command module. Apollo 11 was the first to land on the moon.

Ohhhhhhhhh…so he’s an idiot?

867-5309

Even looking at this selfishly, those kids are going to be adults, members of society. The better we set them up for success, the better our communities can be. This has got to be one of the cheapest investments in fighting crime and poverty.

I completely agree with that, but by the second paragraph it’s clear.

From the article:

Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts and Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters of California are urging the Federal Reserve to reconsider its approval of an impending merger between Capital One Financial Corporation and Discover Financial Services, a tie-up that critics have warned could harm consumers.

Yes, but somehow Q4 2024 was all Trump.

That actually sounds amazing. Especially when you leave an air conditioned building and go sit in your car. Don’t turn it on, just sit in it for a minute and let the warmth envelope you. I love Midwestern summer.

And tragically, that’s how America elected a third party candidate.

Maybe we get to see a rocket full of billionaires go pop. That’d be neat.

We test every first Monday at 11am, but after the siren, there’s a voice saying that it’s a test, broadcasted over the entire city. It was pretty eerie the first time I heard it.