Tim Onion’s got competition I see

I think it was said in the show that it was obsessive compulsive disorder

I’m not sure there’s a single good take in this list

It’s a long story

Yes I have but they aren’t much help against an SUV

Who did you vote for last election?

Well shit

I love the idea of foldable phones but I cannot trust myself with something so fragile. I can hardly even take care of a traditional phone.

I’m lucky the Pixel 6 is as easy to repair as it is I’m on my third screen in like 2 years. Though I do kinda wish I did the 6a since it’s smaller.

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There’s a little Caesars Express in the dumpy gas station in my hometown and it is genuinely some of the worst “pizza” I have ever tasted.

I love it.

I’m confused what the pink hat is supposed to have to do with the rest of the images

I feel like Michael probably touched some little boys

Do your feet hurt frequently?

Temu is like Wish but turned into an addictive gambling game targeted at children. (IDK if targeted at children is the right word but that’s the vibe it gives me)

Honestly I kinda liked the “chill” announcement. No overhyping themselves only to disappoint. Fans are plenty capable of doing that themselves.

This is basically the foundation of the scientific process

Dead internet fact

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“The design is very human”