Cold blooded animals like the warmth

I’ll save the tacos

I can’t wear shoes on the couch

Any source of factual information to the public is a threat to an authoritarian regime

Any source of factual information to the public is a threat to an authoritarian regime

Are they going to be growing the cartoonishly large person that the tooth will fit in as well?

Thankfully it’s called the Gulf of Mexico, Making it easy to quickly locate on a map.

I was wondering how they were going to start their run on the judiciary

Now we know

Milkshakes are just a byproduct of the bovine space training program

Same reason why mechanics drive 25 year old crap cans

It was a bot that automatically banned you

Well, the bronzer definitely gets everywhere

Instead of paying compliments at the table to Trump, Trump’s cabinet must take turns gargling Trump’s balls

On camera

Feels like when your parents say that they’re not angry, just disappointed.

It hurts so much worse

If you’re

The news in general seems to be awfully anti-Ukraine lately

Gotta save weight for those special passengers

We’re born 65 years in debt

Because that group likely thinks both options are terrible and think it’s a pointless waste of time

Ultimately proven correct