“Listen, Allen. I’d love to agree with you, but then we’d be both wrong.”

Well observed, my friend. 🫵😎

The woods are a great place to fart in peace.
😙💨

You like onomatopoeias? I LOVE them. BAM! ZWACK! KARFLOFFO! 🤪

But that’s impossumble! 😲

Okay… great…. But now we’ll never know what went wrong.
🫲 🥸 🫱

Let’s see what happens when I reupload the pic here:

People. 🙄

Could be a band name one day. 🤔

Imagine being a descendant from these two people’s turds.

I use Voyager too. The pic looks sharp AF. 😕

Wow. Not even my mother calls me darling. Thanks. ☺️

So would you say the elephant is… punishing the mouse? 🤪

I bet all the monsters from below ask each other: “Ha. What’s this guy’s deal?”

Maybe also emphasize he can’t afford a boat.

Ever heard of the ‘interrobang’‽ 🤓

It was. Can you frickin’ believe it? 🤯😳😱

And the only reason I chose a hospital theme was because I thought a fourteen hour shit would sound funnier than an eight hour shit. 🤗

Why you little…… ((✊)) 👴

Just learned this.

Just learned this.