I hope they made out and jacked eachother off in the closet, otherwise I don’t think the friendship will last.
He seemed interested, but he was still in the closet, you know, and just wouldn’t come out.
I’m getting old…
I read “my girl” and initially assumed he meant “my daughter” XD
Because he wrote the plural
He wrote it possessive, but was lazy and didn’t add the apostrophe
duh

Giving credit is cool.
It is obvious the closet dude didn’t cheat on your girl, he’s gay, sad that he still in the closet.
- is so you don’t piss all over the seat
- is so you watch the game and shut the fuck up
- Why do you look in her closet?
3.for friends. you never read Narnia?
lol you don’t need women to make friends with other guys
How else are you supposed to meet them? I always file my requisition forms through certified intermediaries.
The proposals were on display at the local planning office on Alpha Centauri for 50 Earth years!






