https://www.hungarianottomanwars.com/armors-and-shields/armors-in-topkapi-seray-museum/
Emphasis on the ‘decorative/ceremonial’. Those things are so large as to be unusable, lmao.
No, no, this is serious evidence that people back then were at least 15 ft tall.
Giant’s Knife
Careful, some people quite literally still believe in giants.
“It was too big to be called a sword… Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron.”
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This is evidence that the giant dad build existed in the 14th century.
It’s 2 AM. They’re all sitting around the fire at the castle, drinking ungodly amounts of home-made Pálinka.
Zoltán slaps János on the back, says: “I have a crazy idea!”
“What?”
“You know how that Gábor is always bragging about his Nagyapa’s big sword and how easy it is to swing around with one hand?”
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That’s a good argument my friend, but have you considered that my sword is MUCH bigger than yours?
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Gotta have some shardplate to even lift those, much less swing them.
DUN MA GLAS
