Joseph was obsessed with cum names, tea and cum? Such a yucky little man.

God: “It’s mormin’ time!!!”

Lamanites become black as flint.

ugh. thats not what happened. After making the exclamation all the the power mormons mormed into their battle forms before they called their zords.

Mormon and Moroni were probably so jacked from lugging 180 pounds of gold across en entire continent just so they could find the nicest rock to bury it under.