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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago

Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired

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Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago

Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car

Florida deputy Jesse Hernandez screamed “shots fired,” and frantically fired his gun after an acorn fell onto the roof of his squad car, making him jump.

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@Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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IDC. I’m not a patriarchal cock sucker. Police are literally evil in all sense. Dogs are not.
- Ricky Rigatoni
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  what?
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    10 months ago
    I’d tell you but I don’t think you’ll understand anything.
    - Ricky Rigatoni
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      You sound unhinged.
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        Okay.

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