Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
So 6 dildos is OK for the Texas government, but 7? Straight to jail. What a weird distinction.
Also, who the fuck owns 6+ dildos? I mean I get there is variety, but there are only so many variations of dick-shaped devices you can make. Wanting to have a different one for every day of the week? Not judging. I’m just genuinely curious here. LOL.
So 6 dildos is OK for the Texas government, but 7? Straight to jail. What a weird distinction.
Also, who the fuck owns 6+ dildos? I mean I get there is variety, but there are only so many variations of dick-shaped devices you can make. Wanting to have a different one for every day of the week? Not judging. I’m just genuinely curious here. LOL.
You can diddle yourself 6 days a week, but on THE LORD’S DAY you have to go to church to get diddled.
As the Good Lord intended. Amen.