We’ve never been that long together You and Fred, and Eva, and Heather No matter who you are You’re not shy you star
And the very first moment I sold you I never felt such a motion I’m walll-kiiiiing oh nair Just a gnome (just a gnome) You were deeaaad (you were deeaad)
That’s not the one I remember, but I may be getting it mixed up with home and away. It has been almost 15 years since I have seen the show.
I’ve heard home and away has gone to shit recently but I don’t actually watch it because it doesn’t interest me
Home and Away also had a kickass theme:
We’ve never been that long together
You and Fred, and Eva, and Heather
No matter who you are
You’re not shy you star
And the very first moment I sold you
I never felt such a motion
I’m walll-kiiiiing oh nair
Just a gnome (just a gnome)
You were deeaaad (you were deeaad)