• @Awkwardly_Frank@lemmy.world
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      173 months ago

      I enjoyed living in Florida, and I’m moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America’s dong.

      • @solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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        143 months ago

        florida’s a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.

        and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf

        fuck florida. there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again

        • @Awkwardly_Frank@lemmy.world
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          43 months ago

          Cheap rent with a friend and the ability to move right back out again. I was laid off recently just as I was about to move for work and the choices were be homeless in LA, be homeless in Dallas, or move back into my old room in Jacksonville.

          • @CanadaPlus
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            3 months ago

            Ah yes, the eternal, ultimate reason to move to a shithole.

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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      63 months ago

      While Sweden is Europe’s. But don’t worry, size is not all that matters.

      • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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        43 months ago

        Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.

        Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?

        • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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          23 months ago

          I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I’ve ever convinced to try it has hated it though 😔

          • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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            23 months ago

            You could try introducing them to the liquor first - while people may shudder when eating a non-sweet candy people tend to be a lot more open to salty drinks.

      • @CanadaPlus
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        13 months ago

        One day Russia will be normal and maybe I can make anatomical sense of that.